we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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