it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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