Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
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