I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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