420 ftw
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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