Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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