whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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