the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
third nipple confirmed
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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