i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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