just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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