Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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