two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
Randomize
