I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
If I die, sorry about rent.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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