i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
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