And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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