I passed out in the cab. Woke up to the cabby yelling SIR SIR WE ARE AT THE TRAIN STATION!! SIRRRR!!
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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