oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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