If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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