New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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