white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I am midnight drunk by noon
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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