OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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