i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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