He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Text me some of your sweat
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