ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Randomize
