Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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