how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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