Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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