Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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