When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
can you call in chlamydia to work? like if the antibiotics they gave you for it are giving you the shits...
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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