But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
no you cant smoke seaweed
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
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