I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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