Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
third nipple confirmed
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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