WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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