i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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