there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
got arrested for "breaking and entering" last night when i supposedly went into the wrong house made a sandwich and tried jerking off to porn on the tv...the cops told me they came in while my dick was out...oh and i missed work this morning and got fired
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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