New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
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