under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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