maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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