Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I want to be your penis for a week.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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