I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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