Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
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