ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
Randomize
