I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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