I must be too annoying 4 u.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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