Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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