i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
