hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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