Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
my liver is dry heaving
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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