SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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