I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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