Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I need water and some morals
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
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