I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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