Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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